Ok, so, OOC stuff here.

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When I get around to more OOC stuff I'll keep them updated on this post.

And, because I'm not sure I can ever work it in ICly, have an icon of Klaus spraying himself with a hose.

Tags: klaus, ooc

I suppose I should go to Mass for Christmas. I hope the priest doesn't rattle on too much, it throws my timing off.

I don't see what's so great about giving presents to people. It's probably going to distract my men from their work all day.

Tags: ic, klaus

I'm being sent on a mission so top secret that they won't even tell me what it is. That's something new.

Maybe "vacation" is some sort of code. I could check to see if any of the local businesses have it in their name.

"Your mission is to go on a vacation."

Hnn, he's not giving me much to work with here but I've had worse. I think I'll start with travel-related businesses. I'll have to check the list of guests at the hotel.
Of course they're forcing me to go to my class reunion so it may be that one of my old classmates is a commie spy.
Let's see... "Relax". Maybe I need to look into spas.
"Mellow out"... Did he mean like wine? Is there a winery in the area?

Verdammt noch mal, this would be easier if I knew what I was supposed to do!

[OOC: I would expect Klaus to be fine at locking his entries however he's from 1976, and any coding he would use would be outdated to most other characters.]

Tags: ic, klaus

Damn American engineering. German appliances don't malfunction like this!

Tags: ic, klaus, virus

At least I have my belt back. It smells like he really did disinfect it.

I'll have to disinfect it again later.

I need a cigarette.

((Moving Klaus through canon a bit. Putting him mid-volume 5.))

Tags: ic, klaus

Note to self:
I need to get a new ox-hide belt.

Note to butler or a nosy maid, whoever sees this first:
Buy a new ox-hide belt.
Leave it on the dresser and I won't ask who was looking at my computer.

((Just like it looks, he's leaving a note up assuming one of his staff will be nosy and peek at it. If he responds it'll ICly be long after he left the note.))

Tags: ic, klaus

That bloody wanker! I swear I'll have his head! How could he fucking steal the Pope?! The Pope?! What does an art thief even want with the Pope anyway?! He's not a piece you can hang on the wall!

Scheiße, and we've already sealed up the hole, too. We're going to have to find another way to return him, because there's no bloody way in Hell I'm letting him run of with the Pope. We're going to have 750 million followers out for our heads if we don't come up with something quick.
So ein Mist, typing isn't the same as yelling, but they kept bothering me that if I didn't stop yelling so loud we'd be caught.

He went on a shopping spree with NATO's money, dug us into the bathroom of someone's home and now this! I don't care if we got the microfilm, I'm going to kill him!

...This is all that Director's fault for making me hire a shameless thief! He's going to get an earful when I get back to Bonn!

Tags: ic, klaus

Mein Gott... Damn degenerate... Naked woman...

((OOC: He's in shock))

Tags: ic, klaus

I'll need to listen to a good sermon from the Father when I get home.

Why am I posting to this thing?

Tags: ic, klaus

Klaus was traveling the desert with his men.

He was in a foul mood, of course. After running into Dorian on the way he had to do everything in his power to pretend that they were friends and make sure Dorian didn't expose who they really were. The disgusting wanker took advantage of that opportunity to slobber all over his face.
Now we was out in the middle of nowhere headed towards town riding a donkey. Not that he couldn't handle such things.

Klaus was a good distance ahead of his men. That wasn't too unusual, he liked to get things done and his men had a tendency to 'chat'. They could be so useless sometimes.

((Klaus is wearing this, not his usual uniform.))

Tags: klaus, rl